Ada Apa Dengan Cina

Tumpahan rasa kekesalan .... *maaf ya jangan tersinggung* ini cuma observasi sepihak, selama setaun lebih tinggal disini dan dari segi pandang gue yang kadang-kadang agak rasis kalo kepepet karena pasti mikirnya "Gila, jelek-jeleknya orang Indonesia, kita masih diajarin sopan santun"

This is China, man!

1. Upon entering a restaurant or any public places, completely ignore the rest of the world. If anyone greets you warmly, ignore the f*cker and walk past him/her rudely

2. Queuing is for suckers. Shove and push whenever you can - or someone else's gonna take your place.

3. Taxi regulations, refer to number 2 above. If someone stops a taxi in front of you, rush to get in. The taxi driver will stare at you blankly anyway. Try to keep a straight face when the other person is glaring and cursing at you from outside.

4. In supermarket, ensure you take note on other people's shopping items - make sure you're making a point by walking closer and checking out into their trolleys. Blank facial expression is a must while doing this. You can spit on the floor afterwards for extra effects.

5. Staring bluntly at foreigners is considered polite. Turning to your friends next to you, whisper and giggle while looking back is a sign of friendship.

6. Standard shopping outfits are pajamas, baby dolls and all of those funky looking bedroom clothes. Don't bother combing your hair, people will stare at you coz you look 'too different'

7. Ignore any attempts from foreigners to explain to you that they do not understand chinese. Laugh out loud and give them a whiff of that killer garlic breath of yours and continue jibbering.

8. Standard photo posing for chinese are the two finger 'victory' sign. Even kids at young age learn to do this so well

9. Take loads of wet tissues when travelling. Those public toilets always run out of tissue somehow. Lucky if you get squatters, some of them are just a wide split on the floor with no running water to flush. Pray that you don't see 'leftovers' when you walk in....

10. Blaring music is cool. Wherever you are, whatever you sell, you gotta have defeaning music on speakers. All trees in the park and in nature should be fitted with speakers and flickering lights. That's how nature should sound and look like.

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